Skeptic At Heart Pillows

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

Consulting a 'Weight and Fortune' machine to predict the end of the world.

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

"Oh dear, they're not as intelligent as we thought."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"You're naive. Can't you see that's been digitally altered?"

Yea! Like this is going to have any impact!

'Can I have your sign tomorrow?'

Nothing makes people more suspicious than the facts.

"If God asked you to, would you kill your baby brother?"

Fortune telling

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Fear/Knowledge

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The new Physics

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'