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'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Now do you believe me?"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Descartes's Demon

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

"Thank you for not praying."

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

Ponzi Schemes Inc

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"