Skeleton-in-the-closet Skit Lovers Pillows

"Oh no, it's the Grim Rapper."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Apocalliptical

Pizza Delivery Delays

Skeleton Builder.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Supermodel's Day Out.

X-ray of body shows skull.

What teachers want to say.

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

Feeding The Lions At The Zoo

'Okay - which one was here first?'

"Do you play basketball?"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

Skeleton playing the violin

"Leave the toilet."

'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.