Skeleton-in-the-closet Skit Lovers Gifts

"Oh no, it's the Grim Rapper."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Apocalliptical

Pizza Delivery Delays

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Skeleton Builder.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

X-ray of body shows skull.

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

What teachers want to say.

Supermodel's Day Out.

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

Feeding The Lions At The Zoo

Skeleton playing the violin

'Okay - which one was here first?'

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

"Leave the toilet."

"Do you play basketball?"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

A dog waits obediently for his dead master to play ball with him.

'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.