Skeleton Assembler T-Shirts

'Trying to put these dinosaur skeletons back together is a mammoth task.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"It makes you look old."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Apocalliptical

Pizza Delivery Delays

"I can't find the instructions."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Spring Cleaning

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Skeleton Builder.

'What is it now, Mister Hypochondriac?'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."