Skeleton Assembler Mugs

'Trying to put these dinosaur skeletons back together is a mammoth task.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Apocalliptical

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'What is it now, Mister Hypochondriac?'

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Spring Cleaning

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Skeleton Builder.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.