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'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Director/Action Man toy.

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Hamlet'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Toadstools

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

King Kongs first christmas

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."