Skein Collector Pillows

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Director/Action Man toy.

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Hamlet'

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

King Kongs first christmas

Ice shelfie.

'Anorak anoraks'.