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Killer Executive Suits.

I quilt therefore I am

'Your shoe's untied.'

Dressed for Success!

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

New Suit.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'Man...You age great!'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

At the suit makers

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Waiting for Pants

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

Redhead

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"