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Dressed for Success!

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

New Suit.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'Man...You age great!'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

At the suit makers

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Waiting for Pants

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Redhead

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"