Skater Cowboys Pillows

"Skate or die."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Night of the Zombonies.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

Lemniskate

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Trawling for Fish.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

It's all gravy.

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Thin Ice

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Peacock on skateboard

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates