Skater Cowboys T-Shirts

"Skate or die."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Ice skater

Lemniskate

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

It's all gravy.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Trawling for Fish.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Innovate or die.

The Hockey Puckey

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.

Peacock on skateboard

Thin Ice

Elevator/Open Range

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!