Skateboarding Voyeur Gifts

"That's the trouble these days lad, too many bent coppers in the force."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"Skate or die."

Skateboard

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Active pensioner.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Skateboard Olympics.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

Corporate Image

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Let's do it.'

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Snakeboarding.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skateboard English

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

Skating.

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."