Skateboarding Voyeur Prints

"That's the trouble these days lad, too many bent coppers in the force."

"Skate or die."

Skateboard

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'He's wearing a toupee.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Active pensioner.

Corporate Image

Skateboard Olympics.

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You're pathetic."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Let's do it.'

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Snakeboarding.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

"Come on, boy!"

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

Skating.