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'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Skate or die."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"Shred the plank."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Modern Kids.

"Allowance?! Yeah, if you take out the trash, I'll allow you to keep living here."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."