Skateboard Protagonist T-Shirts

'Act naturally, Gambetta, we're going for a ride.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Active pensioner.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"It's the new mobile office."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Snakeboarding.

The King Of L.A.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

Dog on a skateboard.

A skateboarder falling on his head

'The head of our script department!'

"If you can hear me, give me a sign."

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

Do Not Give Skateboards To The Orangutans!

Nobody slithers anymore.

"Those hoverboards are really catching on."

Slow - Adults

'I'm citing you for texting while skateboarding.'

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

'The head of our script department!'

"You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil."

"It sounds like my grandma is rapping when she goes through all twelve of the grandkids names to get to mine."