Skateboard Protagonist T-Shirts

'Act naturally, Gambetta, we're going for a ride.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Active pensioner.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"It's the new mobile office."

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Snakeboarding.

The King Of L.A.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

Dog on a skateboard.

A skateboarder falling on his head

'The head of our script department!'

"If you can hear me, give me a sign."

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

'I'm citing you for texting while skateboarding.'

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

"Those hoverboards are really catching on."

Nobody slithers anymore.

Do Not Give Skateboards To The Orangutans!

Slow - Adults

'I've forgotten my knee pads, you've strapped a gas bottle to your head. I dunno. It doesn't bode well, does it?'

"You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil."

'The head of our script department!'

"It sounds like my grandma is rapping when she goes through all twelve of the grandkids names to get to mine."