Skateboarding Teen Mugs

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Shred the plank."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Skate or die."

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Modern Kids.

"Allowance?! Yeah, if you take out the trash, I'll allow you to keep living here."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are