Skateboarding Dog Lovers Pillows

'Get with it, pal! Nobody walks anymore!'

Playing Fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"She's a miniature."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Skate or die."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Skateboard

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Puppy Love

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."

'So who's smoking?'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"Is your dog friendly?"

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Skate Bored

Caber

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."