Six Nations Fan Gifts

Jonny Wilkinson.

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Christmas on Other Planets.

Pisa Hut.

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

The London Olympic bid

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'Is that the beer talking?'

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Supermarket Newscaster

"I take it your team lost again!"

Jozef Golonka

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Sir Isaac Newton in Heaven. Bobsledders, snowboarders, skiiers, lugers. Just once I'd like to see a winner thank gravity!

'If netting fish was an Olympic event, Ben would be a sure winner!'

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

I can't stand it --- They're just so cute at that stage!

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.