Sitter Superstar T-Shirts

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

Church for sports worshipers.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"Everybody gets a raise."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Show off."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Rob Brydon.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

"She died doing what she loved."

'I love high-definition TV!'

Action Film Shushing

Footballer's Wages

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

Sit ups.

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Drink kills.

'Aren't you even going to tell me what the word I said means?'

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

...thunderbolt nd lightning...very, very frightening

"Thanks for taking care of my plant. You really don't need a 'green thumb', she isn't picky."

'It's sad. They bought season tickets with one of those risky sub-prime loans. Now they've got to sell fast or lose their seats.'

Designated driver at a party.