Sitter Superstar Prints

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

Church for sports worshipers.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"Everybody gets a raise."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"Show off."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

"She died doing what she loved."

Footballer's Wages

'I love high-definition TV!'

Action Film Shushing

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

Sit ups.

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

Drink kills.

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

'Aren't you even going to tell me what the word I said means?'

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

'It's sad. They bought season tickets with one of those risky sub-prime loans. Now they've got to sell fast or lose their seats.'

...thunderbolt nd lightning...very, very frightening

"Thanks for taking care of my plant. You really don't need a 'green thumb', she isn't picky."

Designated driver at a party.

Desert Island with No Vacancies.