Sip And Chat Aficionado Mugs

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

Woman on the phone.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

'Fill 'er up!'

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

Don

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"

"I'm good thanks."

Airport Literature

"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"

"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."

'Geeze...and I thought I had it bad. My wife's just a cow.'