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"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

Woman on the phone.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

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'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Fill 'er up!'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"

"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"

"I'm good thanks."

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"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

'Geeze...and I thought I had it bad. My wife's just a cow.'