Chatter Aficionado Mugs

"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

Woman on the phone.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Communication

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"Let's just do the top layer."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

The phantom of the Oprah.

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

Testimonial from cyberspace.

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Ralph knew how to ruin a Notting Hill wine tasting soirée.

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

"I'll stop saying 'Hold that thought' if you'll stop talking until we're over the top."

'Don't make me come down there.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The Meaning of Humour

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"The Over-Sharing Economy"