Sip Enthusiast Mugs

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

My first mistake.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

NSA

Using a social media app to date

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Bicycle Pie Chart

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

And remember son, never take your grandfather's picture down from the boardroom - it's bugged.

'What's she doing now?'