Sip Enthusiast Mugs

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

My first mistake.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

NSA

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as

Spy vs. Spy

Using a social media app to date

"The Devil's Advocate." Press Room. At last, Ernie, the first edition of our newspaper is ready to go! Did we cover all seven deadly sins? I think so ... We've got greed in the business section, sloth in the leisure section, gluttony in the restaurant reviews and lust in the movie reviews. How about envy and pride? Envy in the gossip column, pride in birth announcements. Okay, but how about wrath? Hey, the opinion section is full of it!

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Bicycle Pie Chart

"I'll be back. And then maybe we can chat about ideas like existentialism."

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

CIA. Canine Intelligence Agency. I can't believe you blew your cover by chasing a car!

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Licensed to drill.

"Look at the hayseed! He's trying to milk a tree!

'What's she doing now?'