Skip Enthusiast Mugs

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

"Oh darling... you take me to the most wonderful places...!!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

The rocket powered skiier

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A day at the transgenic races

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Tunnel of Like.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Dairy Devil

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Skier flying past mountains

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

Get ready ... Get set ...

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.