Mini Skip Enthusiast Mugs

Ace mini skips

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Cowboy Slippers

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"USA map"

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"Wake up late this morning?"

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

A dog fetching his owner's slippers balances them on his nose, juggles them and tries them on before presenting them to his owner.

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.