Mini Skip Enthusiast Mugs

Ace mini skips

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Cowboy Slippers

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

"USA map"

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

"Wake up late this morning?"

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

A dog fetching his owner's slippers balances them on his nose, juggles them and tries them on before presenting them to his owner.