Singleton Survivor Pillows

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Lucky!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'He's a survivor.'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

Sock hell

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

Sue meets another Winner

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

'So I talk to myself! What is it to you?'

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

Death is unemployed.

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

'1-800 GET LOST Gee, your phone number is an easy one to remember,'

"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."

'I blame global warming!'

"I'm lonelier!"

Lovematch Dating . . . Please wait here.

More than half of adult American women are unmarried. Go away. Studies show that many women try marriage, don't like it, get divorced and are happy just to date. and I just want you to know that when you're ready to get with the program, I'm prepared to be your rebound relationship. It feels good to contribute to society. It's a wonder any women are married.

'I've been through all the men on the dating sites ... I need to see your male mug book.'

"Well I guess it's up to us to get the old civilization up and running again, huh?"

'The eternal bachelor'

'It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere. I mean, when was the last time you saw a mummy-long-legs?'

Picky Picky Bar