Single Scene Survivor Pillows

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

A guide to seasons in the North East

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

Desert Island Drone...

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Robot Bores

"You had me at hell..."

"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

"It's not you, Larry. I'm just tired of dating 'low hanging fruit'. "

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Sue meets another Winner

'So I talk to myself! What is it to you?'

"Isn't this a sequel?"

Human Error, Stupid (computers)

'That's it, no more blind dates for me.'

The only good thing about my recurring nightmare is that it's slightly better than my recurring days.

"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'