Singles Vacation Gifts

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Tourists

"First class, or with children?"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Gulliver's other travels.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

Holiday Luggage

"Are we there yet?"

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'