Solo Traveling Gifts

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Desert Island Meals.

"First class, or with children?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Sparkling Water

Airport Security.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Are we there yet?'

'Echo Tourism'

Under pressure.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'