Singles Vacation T-Shirts

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Tourists

"First class, or with children?"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Mother CareBaby Gap

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Gulliver's other travels.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Holiday Luggage

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

"Are we there yet?"

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'