First Vacation As A Couple T-Shirts

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Beach con-man.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Hiding the electronics.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Travelling

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."