Solo Holiday Gifts

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Ultimately love would find her...

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Single men in Tahiti

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"Since no family can come this year, I thought I'd invite you to dinner instead."

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Hey baby - where you been all my lives?'

Desert Island Fishing

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

"Very classy choice for a guy who's eating solo."

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

Gone to my cooking for one class - sort out your own dinner.

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

'... and now for a good night's sleep in the great outdoors..'

Christmas party for the home worker

"The booths are for parties of four or more."

Chose to go it alone...please help.

Getting changed on a desert island.

"Table for one" is all you need to know. "One what" shouldn

Table for one. Would you like a menu with words, or will you require pictographs, like last time? Menu.

'No need to pity me: I'm a lone wolf by choice...'

'Lemons with indigestion tablets concealed inside... do you know anything about this, sir?'