Solo Holiday Gifts

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Ultimately love would find her...

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Single men in Tahiti

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

"Since no family can come this year, I thought I'd invite you to dinner instead."

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Desert Island Fishing

'Hey baby - where you been all my lives?'

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

"Very classy choice for a guy who's eating solo."

Gone to my cooking for one class - sort out your own dinner.

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

"The booths are for parties of four or more."

Christmas party for the home worker

'... and now for a good night's sleep in the great outdoors..'

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

Chose to go it alone...please help.

Getting changed on a desert island.

'Lemons with indigestion tablets concealed inside... do you know anything about this, sir?'

'No need to pity me: I'm a lone wolf by choice...'

'You may hang up if you want. I just don't want to eat alone in public without a cell phone in my hand.'