Singing Sea Captain T-Shirts

'He's murder on the high C's.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Drunken singers in a public house

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Lifeboat

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'We're drifting apart.'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Fish near-death experiences.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"Must you always bring your work home?"

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Trawlers

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Now blow like hell!'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

The ocean is no place for a star.

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'