Sea Captain Of Simplicity T-Shirts

"So, you named your boat, Boat and you called your dog, Dog... You don't have much imagination do you, Mr. Man?"

Remote control pirate bully

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Distractions.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Lifeboat

'We're drifting apart.'