Singing In Nature Fan Pillows

"This is a duet yourself project."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Campground Conductor

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Mamoose...

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

Flight of the Bumble Bee

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

I love thunderstorms!

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'Every day they get bolder.'