Nature's Symphony Fans Pillows

I love thunderstorms!

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Occupational Hazards.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Campground Conductor

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Giuseppe Verdi

"This is a duet yourself project."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"The guy's a natural!"

Michail Glinka

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

More Arts Council cuts...

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

James Levine

Musician

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Marine Band

Flight of the Bumble Bee

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Antonin Dvorak

Claudio Monteverdi

"Hold on, you can't attack her! Can't you see she's pregnant!"

Violinists.

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

Giuseppe Verdi

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film