Nature's Symphony Fans Pillows

I love thunderstorms!

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Occupational Hazards.

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"This is a duet yourself project."

Campground Conductor

Giuseppe Verdi

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

More Arts Council cuts...

Michail Glinka

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"The guy's a natural!"

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

Steve Irwin.

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

James Levine

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

Flight of the Bumble Bee

Marine Band

Musician

Sir John Barbirolli

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Antonin Dvorak

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

Claudio Monteverdi

Violinists.

"Hold on, you can't attack her! Can't you see she's pregnant!"

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

Giuseppe Verdi