Nature's Symphony Lover Pillows

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Man practising the violin.

Man and bird

Musician

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

I love thunderstorms!

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

Tit Willow

Man dislikes noise of one man band, but goes home to his loud babies, pc and stereo.

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

Natural Music

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

'Elephant'

"Let it go, Carl!"

"Oh, I miss my days in the orchestra playing the cello."

Rural Pleasures - Wife off with another man whilst husband sleeps

Cello with a birdhouse on top.

A snake charmer is charming his hose to water his flowers

"Listen to those crickets. They sound lovely."

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."

"Yeah, I'm scared of fireworks too, but the worst is when my master play Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture at full blast on his stereo..."