Forest Symphony Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

Deforestation.

"I love you too, big guy."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Birds with Headphones

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Spotted Owl Migration