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"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

Deforestation.

"I love you too, big guy."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Birds with Headphones

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

Aargh, Many Trees

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Spotted Owl Migration