Forest Bathing Pillows

Timmy felt calm among the Redwoods.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"I love you too, big guy."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I love this time of day."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"We should get out to the country more often."

Scotsman in the bath...

New Twenty Blades

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

How to recover from a bad day

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)