Sinful Staycation Gifts

"Your room has been comped."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Couch and Potato

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Virtual Beach

Staycation Photos

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Yay! School is done!!"

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Couch potato.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"He's working from home today."

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"Why fly south?"

My Covid passport

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'