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"Your room has been comped."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Couch and Potato

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Virtual Beach

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Staycation Photos

"Yay! School is done!!"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Couch potato.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"He's working from home today."

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

My Covid passport

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"Why fly south?"

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."