Sinful Investor Pillows

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Stock market investment advice

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

Seven deadly sins store

Special Place in Hell...

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

Deadly Sins Dept. Envy. Lust. Sloth. Pride. Greed. Wrath. Gluttony. At times it seems like it should be, but "oversharing" is not a deadly sin.

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

Infernal Revenue Service

"Are you sure you should be on this list?!"

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

Truth in labeling: If it sounds too good to be true. . . investments, stocks, bonds & mutual funds - formally fly-by nite investments.

Racing to Hell

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

"That brings us to your search history."

"Greed, anger, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, gluttony and sloth showed losses."

Investment Services. I have a tidy sum I'd like to turn into a great big mess.

'He's back! He just couldn't stand the idea of the stock market going up without him.'

Great Deal Of Fund: Investor.

Some black sheep at the financial consulting branch are working with cheap tricks.

'I'd rather hear about the more relevant pyramiding schemes.'