Sinful Shopper Pillows

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Seven deadly sins store

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Down on Her.

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I've been window-shopping..."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Cash Rebate

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

Your husband will kill you!

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Saving the planet

At the monster supermarket.

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."