Sin Tax Scholars Gifts

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

'Keep a lid on it!'

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

'Wasn't that the Chancellor?'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

'What would be the point to be super-rich if we're super-taxed?'

'Is capital punishment the same as wealth tax?'

"But if I raise your allowance you'll loose your none tax payer status"

You hid your money offshore to avoid taxes? Not just that … Years ago, after exhaustive research, I concluded that our entire socio-economic apparatus would collapse in an orgy of chaos and food-rioting, due to the unsustainable burden of our welfare culture. I started squirreling away my profits, as soon as that communist got elected president. Biden is not a communist. I was talking about Reagan.

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

"My tax refunds are great! I write off the mileage, report all of the presents as charitable donations and use undocumented elves for labor."

"Ms. Jones, find out what my favorite charity is and let me know please."

To the Barricades

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

"Your tax avoidance scheme is here Mr. Brown."

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'