Sin Theorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with sin theorists or those interested in creative, philosophical ideas? Our collection features smart, playful items designed to challenge perspectives and inspire conversation, perfect for the creative thinker in your life. From stylish apparel to clever home decor, find something that truly reflects their intriguing interests.

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'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

'His version of sin is different from the press account.' mockup

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!' mockup

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

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Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?' mockup

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

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'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.' mockup

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

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'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.' mockup

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

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"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?" mockup

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

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Special Place in Hell...

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A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.' mockup

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

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'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.' mockup

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

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'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?' mockup

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

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"I just reviewed your life...Here's your handbasket."

"I just reviewed your life...Here's your handbasket." mockup

"I just reviewed your life...Here's your handbasket."

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"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity." mockup

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

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"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!" mockup

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

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Strand of DNA as a tightrope

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It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.' mockup

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

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"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication." mockup

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

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'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.' mockup

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

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Infernal Revenue Service

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Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial. mockup

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

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"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes." mockup

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

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"Are you sure you should be on this list?!"

"Are you sure you should be on this list?!" mockup

"Are you sure you should be on this list?!"

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"Poor jelly babies. It's a short like, and a chewy one."

"Poor jelly babies. It's a short like, and a chewy one." mockup

"Poor jelly babies. It's a short like, and a chewy one."

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'Yes, we;re a value-orientated investment fund.'

'Yes, we;re a value-orientated investment fund.' mockup

'Yes, we;re a value-orientated investment fund.'

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'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.' mockup

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

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SLOTH...still at lunch

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Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less mockup

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

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'Impressive! You've accumulated the sins of a man three times your age.'

'Impressive! You've accumulated the sins of a man three times your age.' mockup

'Impressive! You've accumulated the sins of a man three times your age.'

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"Where do you see yourself five Covid subvariants from now?"

"Where do you see yourself five Covid subvariants from now?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself five Covid subvariants from now?"

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"When you lie about yourself, is it to appear closer to or farther away from the middle of the bell curve?"

"When you lie about yourself, is it to appear closer to or farther away from the middle of the bell curve?" mockup

"When you lie about yourself, is it to appear closer to or farther away from the middle of the bell curve?"

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"According to our records, you Googled God's name in vain."

"According to our records, you Googled God's name in vain." mockup

"According to our records, you Googled God's name in vain."

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Sin Theorist Gifts Collection

Sin Theorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring fascinating themes for sin theorists—perfect for sparking conversations over morning coffee.

Sin Theorist Pillows

Discover our intriguing pillows adorned with creative interpretations of sin theory—bring philosophical flair to any room.

Sin Theorist Prints

Browse our thought-provoking prints inspired by sin theory—transform your space with ideas that challenge and inspire.

Sin Theorist T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts inspired by sin theory—ideal for making a bold, intellectual statement in casual wear.