Simpler Technology Lover Gifts

Cell phones - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Bring out yer books!'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The Selfie

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The original paperless office

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Halloween Selfie

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'