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Cell phones - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The original paperless office

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Bring out yer books!'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Halloween Selfie

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

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