Simple Wedding Advocate Gifts

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Wedding disaster #27.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

Merge Ahead

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Wedding Fayre

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Fabulous civil union cake.